Keith and Dawg 4

By: Jason Yang

NOTE: Do Keith and Dawg 2 first.

Three days passed without incident or contact from the mysterious agents of the NSA or Roshan Cash. Then, suddenly, Keith received an envelope by mail containing a flash drive and a note:

Using the hash you reversed, we have accessed several of Degen's accounts. We recovered several files, but they seem to consist of only random words that make no sense. It appears to be some sort of program.

-Jazz Money Roshan Cash

lock.lolc

HAI 1.4
CAN HAS STDIO?

OBTW
    THIS IS A LOCK
    BY SHADY J DAWG
TLDR

O HAI IM TABLE
    I HAS A DAWG ITZ A YARN
    I HAS A CAT2 ITZ A NUMBR
    I HAS A DOG ITZ A NUMBR
    I HAS A KAT ITZ A NUMBAR
    I HAS A FELINE ITZ A YARN
    I HAS A KIT ITZ A NUMBAR

    DAWG R "CAT"
    DOG R 17
    CAT2 R 672
    FELINE R "A"
    KIT R 92
    KAT R 7

    HOW IZ I CAT YR NUM
        I HAS A CAT3864 ITZ MAEK QUOSHUNT OF ME'Z CAT2 AN NUM A NUMBR
        I HAS A A59CAT0 ITZ SRS SMOOSH ME'Z DAWG AN MAEK PRODUKT OF ME'Z KIT AN NUM A NUMBR MKAY
        FOUND YR SRS SMOOSH ME'Z FELINE AN MAEK SUM OF NUM AN ME'Z DOG A YARN AN ME'Z DAWG AN MAEK MOD OF NUM AN ME'Z KAT A YARN MKAY
    IF U SAY SO
KTHX
I HAS A TABLES ITZ LIEK A TABLE

O HAI IM MATH
    HOW IZ I POWERIN YR ABC AN YR DEF
        BOTH SAEM DEF AN MAEK DEF A NUMBR, O RLY?
            YA RLY
            NO WAI
                FOUND YR FAIL
        OIC
        I HAS A INDEX ITZ 0
        I HAS A NUM ITZ ABC
        IM IN YR HOUSE UPPIN YR INDEX TIL BOTH SAEM INDEX AN DEF
            NUM R PRODUKT OF NUM AN SUM OF INDEX AN 1
        IM OUTTA YR HOUSE
        FOUND YR NUM
    IF U SAY SO
KTHX
I HAS A MATHS ITZ LIEK A MATH

O HAI IM PILE
    I HAS A LENGTH ITZ 0
    I HAS A MAX ITZ -1

    HOW IZ I PUSHIN YR ITEM
        DIFFRINT ME'Z MAX AN BIGGR OF ME'Z MAX AN ME'Z LENGTH, O RLY?
            YA RLY, ME HAS A SRS ME'Z LENGTH ITZ ITEM, ME'Z MAX R SUM OF ME'Z MAX AN 1
            NO WAI, ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH R ITEM
        OIC
        ME'Z LENGTH R SUM OF ME'Z LENGTH AN 1
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I POPPIN
        DIFFRINT ME'Z LENGTH AN 0, O RLY?
        YA RLY
            ME'Z LENGTH R DIFF OF ME'Z LENGTH AN 1
            I HAS A ITEM ITZ ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH
            ME'Z SRS ME'Z LENGTH R NOOB
            FOUND YR ITEM
        OIC
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I GETTIN YR INDEX
        BOTH SAEM INDEX AN SMALLR OF INDEX AN ME'Z LENGTH, O RLY?
            YA RLY
                I HAS A ITEM ITZ ME'Z SRS INDEX
                FOUND YR ITEM
        OIC
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I SIZIN
        FOUND YR ME'Z LENGTH
    IF U SAY SO
KTHX

HOW IZ I CHECKIN YR P
    I HAS A C ITZ WIN
    BOTH SAEM P'Z LENGTH AN 3, O RLY?
        YA RLY
            BOTH SAEM SUM OF PRODUKT OF DIFF OF MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBR AN 3 AN 15 AN 43 AN QUOSHUNT OF QUOSHUNT OF 16807 AN 7 AN 7, O RLY?
                YA RLY
                NO WAI, C R FAIL
            OIC
            BOTH SAEM MATHS IZ POWERIN YR MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBR AN YR QUOSHUNT OF MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 1 MKAY A NUMBAR AN MAEK P IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBAR MKAY AN 16560, O RLY?
                YA RLY
                NO WAI, C R FAIL
            OIC
            BOTH SAEM TABLES IZ CAT YR P IZ GETTIN YR 2 MKAY MKAY AN 16, O RLY?
                YA RLY
                NO WAI, C R FAIL
            OIC
    OIC
    FOUND YR C
IF U SAY SO

I HAS A PIN ITZ LIEK A PILE

I HAS A NUMA ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 1ST NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMA
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMA MKAY

I HAS A NUMB ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 2ND NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMB
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMB MKAY

I HAS A NUMC ITZ A NUMBR
VISIBLE "GIMMEH THE 3RD NUMBR"
GIMMEH NUMC
PIN IZ PUSHIN YR NUMC MKAY

I HAS A LOCK ITZ A TROOF
LOCK R I IZ CHECKIN YR PIN MKAY
BOTH SAEM LOCK AN WIN, O RLY?
    YA RLY
        VISIBLE "WIN!!!"
        VISIBLE SMOOSH "THE FLAG IS: " AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 0 MKAY A NUMBR AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 1 MKAY A NUMBR AN MAEK PIN IZ GETTIN YR 2 MKAY A NUMBR MKAY
OIC

KTHXBYE